Orange is the New Black Season 2 Character Recap

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After Season 1 came out on Netflix I was working for something to watch.. I saw it was a prison show about WOMEN and I decided to give it a try. I watched the first episode and laughed a lot. Then I watched it again with David.. then I proceeded to watch every other episode until I was dying to know that there would be more.

Season 2 I watched as soon as it came out. Season 3? I’ve been watching it. I waited a bit because my kids are on summer break and I needed adult time… and now I’ve started watching it. But I’m scared to binge watch because then it’s just over as quick as it started! Ha.

I did skim through Season 1 & 2 again to see what went on before I jumped back in. The main updates on our favorite characters have been listed below. Short and sweet. (So you can get back to watching.)

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Season 2 Character Recap

Piper
Fiance (Larry) slept with her best friend Polly.
Engagement called off.
Almost got transferred but got to stay.
Realized she’s changed after attending her grandma’s funeral on the out — she’s accepting that she deserves to be in prison.

Larry
Officially out and coupled with Polly.

Alex
Got released from Prison and realized real-life is more dangerous.
Planning on skipping parole but Piper ratted her out.

Red
Got beaten (almost to death) by Vee.
Her nemesis Vee got ran over and is assumed dead.

Crazy Eyes
Used by Vee and again betrayed and left alone.

Caputo
Deputy Warden achieved with probation.
Given everything that happened including escapes it’s likely he’s not going to hold on to the job.

Figueroa
Saputo discovers evidence that Figueroa is embezzling money from the prison.
She gets blackmailed into resigning (after giving him a blowjob).

Healy
Healy’s feelings are hurt after no one shows up for his Safe Place group-therapy session.
Because he’s a jerk.

Pornstache
Fired for being framed for raping Daya.
Believes Daya loves him and her baby is his.
He will not be on Season 3.

Morello
Morello let terminally ill Rosa escape.

Miss Rosa
Chemo treatments aren’t working for her terminal cancer.
Drives off in the van, sees Vee escaping and hits her.
She speeds away as sirens blast.

Bennet
He confessed to Caputo that he is the father of Daya’s baby.
Caputo didn’t care.

Nicky
Hid the heroin — will she fall off the wagon?

BooBoo
Stuck in a tight spot with the heroin she and Nicky were smuggling in.

Soso
Soso is still adjusting to prison life.

Yoga Jones
Loses her cool and punches Janae for saying why she got incarcerated.

Taystee
Ousted Vee.
Reunited with best friend Poussey.

Poussey
Admits she has romantic feelings for Taystee which made things weird for awhile but it seems they’re friends again.

Pennsatucky
New, gold teeth.
Lost her crew and cut her hair (to join the “gay agenda”).

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We Love Fine’s Bee & Puppycat Contest: Le Puppycat Macaron

Remember when I entered my minimal Bee & Puppycat tshirt design in We Love Fine’s contest? I posted about it on my blog and on our Facebook fanpage a few times and thanks to YOU (everyone who voted) I won! So now they’re selling the Le Puppycat Macaron shirt and I’m so excited~ It’s been a (long) while since I’ve felt compelled to enter in any digital design contests and so happy you enjoyed the tee!

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Wee! I feel so honored! And thankful! And this is of course how I looked when I won. Keep in mind this is after a long day of working from home while 4 kids are on summer break, taking them to the zoo after work and then walking over to the baseball park to eat with David’s coworkers and play in the sunshine. I’m surprised I’m even still awake but it was the first moment I had to myself all day! And how exciting to hear my design won a place in the contest full of amazing designs by other fans! I fell asleep before this was taken. Yes before.

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Buy the tshirt HERE!

Amnesia: When You Forget Your Life and Love

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I’ve been through a lot of things in the last 30 years, and yes, I know it sounds incredibly cliche and probably quite unlikely. I never ever thought some things would happen; others were completely normal to me and even more seemed like a movie or soap opera (completely unreal and strange). Every one of these things has changed me and made me who I am today, I am grateful I can speak about these things and live a healthy life both in spite and in honor of them.

Almost exactly a year ago one of my worst nightmares came true. I say worst nightmare about several key fears of mine and every single one of them has happened in some way. I’ve arrived at a place that I’m fearful to even have a worst nightmare anymore (so I don’t!). My furry companion (and life-long best buddy!) passed away at the age of 17 as I explained in Cats Are Good for Your Health and that was tough enough.. but next I came face to face with an even scarier experience. My soul mate had a major health scare (an isolated siezure) which was followed by severe amnesia for the following two days. I was strong, I kept positive. The kids really had no idea because I maintained that everything was completely fine and that dad was just feeling sick. I helped him feel safe even when he didn’t really know who I was. I took charge of his health and comforted him when he was confused, hurt or overwhelmed. They said his memory should come back within a few days if not the following weeks or months. They said it should come back but they didn’t know when because they’d never witnessed such a severe case. I just believed his memory would come back even when I didn’t understand why. I believed he would be ok and his brain would be healthy. I believed he would again remember me, our children, our home, our life. I knew he couldn’t have a tumor or serious condition. I practiced the law of attraction and stayed positive.

His memory gradually came back over the following days and the whole experience became an invaluable lesson for both of us in different ways, something we won’t soon forget. I got the experience of knowing that if the love of my life didn’t know me and got to decide if he would choose to do it all over again, he would. He told me in his severe amnesia that although he couldn’t remember who I was or our relationship he knew inside that I was his soul mate. He said he had this feeling inside that I was the only girl for him. He knew that he wanted to marry me and he knew my nickname when contemplating for a long time in the far parts of his brain (even though he kept calling me Farah Fawcett–the sex symbol when he was a kid). What was humorous was when he told me several times he didn’t know me but he’d like to get to (hah!) and felt shocked and modest when I helped him find the restroom and stepped inside.

For him, he felt grateful in an unreal way. He said he woke up into a life he couldn’t have imagined in his wildest dreams and he hoped he could always remember how blessed he is even when he feels he is struggling. He saw all of the small and big things alike and how important each and every one of them are — how lucky many of us are but we forget because we’re so involved in our lives. When we came home he couldn’t believe this huge house was our home.. he couldn’t believe he lived here with me and loved seeing the photos of the wonderful times we shared. He DID remember Hobbes and he didn’t remember that he passed, so he got to mourn that several times over the days but he also got to know Calvin (as a kitten) all over again and felt grateful that this tiny feline wanted nothing more than to cuddle him.

We fell asleep that first night in each other’s arms when he still didn’t really know who I was and I felt incredibly grateful that no matter what he remembered I knew he was the only man for me.

To be continued…

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(500) Days of Summer Discernment

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“If you don’t like Zooey Deschanel, you’re incapable of love.” is a phrase that has shoddily fallen from my lips a lot, lately. Theoretically, this may have something to do with the following facts:
1. She’s my doppelganger, and who doesn’t love their second self?
2. I support everything Ben Gibbard (Death Cab for a Cutie / The Postal Service) does, and any friend (or in this case, wifey) is ‘okay’ in my bookΒ  and/or
3. I encourage rampant sarcasm.

Therefore, it seems only logical that I would be watching (500) Days of Summer over and over… And over… And over again. I’m fairly certain that there’s a cult devoted to Deschanel, and after the release of this movie, the members in which doubled, maybe even tripled in size. Unfortunately, I have yet to pledge my allegiance to actress/singer-songwriter by branding her face on my rib cage and learning the secret cult handshake, so if you thought this article was to be consecrated to her, you’ve been sadly mistaken.

What I would really like to share are all of the things I learned the third and fourth (..Fifth…And sixth…) viewing of romantic comedy-drama. The quotes that had stuck out distinctively, yet were so easy to over look. Like Twilight merchandise in a Hot Topic store. The little lessons embedded within the script that may or may not have been intentional, but will be interpreted and analyzed anyway (It’s your high school English class all over again. Did the light at the end of Daisy’s dock really represent all of Gatsby’s hopes and dreams, or was there just a light at the end of her dock? How do you know, teaching’ lady?! Did you have coffee with Fitzgerald or somethin’?!)

Tom: What happens if you fall in love?

Summer: Well, you don’t believe that, do you?

Tom: It’s love. It’s not Santa Claus.

Do you remember Santa Claus? Do you remember the whole-hearted belief that he existed? Ever got into a fight at school over his actuality? You never had to see him Christmas night, despite how late you may have stayed up, to believe that it was him who had put all those presents underneath the Christmas tree, but you were willing to fight for his honor. Don’t you wish you had believed in him just a little while longer, nostalgically wishing for that same whimsy every holiday?

Love is an awful lot like Santa Claus, it only exists if you believe in it. You won’t see Cupid’s arrows shoot through someone’s chest cavity, but there are literally millions of signs that prove it’s existence.Β  And we need to fight for the belief that it’s there, much like we had done with Old Saint Nick. What most older (cruel) children seem to forget when they crash our childhood down is that Saint Nicholas did exist, as does love. The only difference is that Kris Kringle was a mortal person, whereas love is an idea. A feeling. An indescribable occurrence, that will only live as long as we allow it to.

Most days of the year are unremarkable. they begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life. May 23rd was a Wednesday.

This was a quote with the kind of brutal and merciless honesty that cut me like a hot knife through butter when it collided against my ears. Imagine being on your deathbed and realizing that most of the days in your life were painstakingly monotonous. You woke up, you went to work or school, you came home. There were only a few special memories lingering in your head after your seventy,eighty,ninety years of life.

We need to find a way to make our lives mean more to us. We cannot keep spendingΒ  the majority of our time here interacting with a lifeless machine. We need to stop telling our friends ‘happy birthday’ on their wall as we say it on the right side of the screen and actually make the effort to remember on our own, make a phonecall. Social networking should not be synonymous for social gathering. Life is too short for these hollow friendships that are solidified with ‘likes’, comments, and ‘wall posts’ rather then actual conversation. Everything there is to know about me cannot be found on my page.

Paul: Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. She’s real.

To often I see girls and guys pass up their opportunity with an absolutely fantastic person because they’re waiting for someone ‘better’ to come along, who never does. We need to get over ourselves and get to know one another before we make any sort of judgements. There is no such thing a perfect dream guy/girl, everyone has flaws (and I don’t care how cute you think ‘awkward’ is, not everyone’s flaw is going to be ‘awkward’). We need to stop waiting around for some dream person, or some dream job to come up and sweep us away, or we’ll be waiting around forever.

Tom: People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not ya know, some words that some stranger put in their mouth. Words like love, that don’t mean anything. Sorry, I’m sorry, I um, I quit. There’s enough bullsh*t in the world without my help.

This one is as simple as it gets: What are words if you don’t mean them when you say them? When you speak, speak from your own heart, as genuinely as you can.

Summer: We’re just friends.

Tom: No! Don’t pull that with me! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in Ikea? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!

I really shouldn’t have to tell any of you lovely gals this, but on the slim and highly unlikely chance that this smidgen of wisdom skipped over you: Don’t send mixed signals. Be as clear as you can, as straight forward as possible. With relationships, at work, with friends. Misinterpretation can get ugly, especially when it’s deliberate. If you don’t know what you want, don’t act on impulse until you do. It will save you and a variety of people in your life a whole lot of trouble.

What about you? What are you favorite (500) quotes? Is there any reason why?

How to Hide Eye Circles, Roots & Blemishes with Glitter

I get so many questions about how I hide my under-eye circles seeing as how I am wicked and we all know there is no rest for those of us who are wicked! I posted this tip in Facebook years ago and so I figured it was time to share again and a few other tips I have found to be useful… and all of these tips use a few products you should already have at home! GLITTER and/or shards of metallic paper!

How to Hide Under-Eye Circles

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How to Hide Roots (new hair growth)

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How to Hide Blemishes

Don’t forget you can even hide your blemishes with stickers and glitter while still appearing that you are not overly made-up! Just take a page from Miley Cyrus’s book..

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… and never forget these words of wisdom:

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Seriously though, if you really do love glitter, you’re not into raving or cosplay and you’re looking for some inspiration please view the slightly toned-down glitter inspiration photos below… I am a long time lover of glitter and refuse to give it up even though I’m not in my teens (or 20s) anymore. Also please note I said slightly toned-down.. I’m still Miseducated after all and you’re not reading Cosmopolitan right now are you?

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